Vintage Does Not Equal Classy

Pumpkins love to smoke…

Guuuurrrll I will serenade you with this accordion and a bottle of 7Up

7up - 19530112 Life on Flickr.

(via Yesterday’s Papers: Quackery, self medication and reckless advertising in the gaslight era)

magic yeast: it’s owl right (www.internetweekly.com)

EVERY DOCTOR IN AMERICA needs you to buy this soap.

Ivory Soap, 1954

Scott’s Emulsion - 19031022 The Youth’s Companion on Flickr.

“Don’t be a loser.”

Whatever, advertisement. Whatever.

Oh dear. I can only imagine.

DEAR GOD WHY

Crotch overweight? Put on a balloon animal.

via G. Hudson

Via G. Hudson

Vincent Price’s Chinese Chicken. Don’t eat meat kids!

I got one of these for my 6th birthday…

THINGS HAPPEN when you wear shitty clothes