Vintage Does Not Equal Classy

“Don’t be a loser.”

Whatever, advertisement. Whatever.

Oh dear. I can only imagine.

DEAR GOD WHY

Crotch overweight? Put on a balloon animal.

via G. Hudson

Via G. Hudson

Vincent Price’s Chinese Chicken. Don’t eat meat kids!

I got one of these for my 6th birthday…

THINGS HAPPEN when you wear shitty clothes

Daddy Saddle rides again

LOVE ME GREEN MAN

If I eat my veggies I should not have to pay $3.50 for a green doll…

From The Archives: From 1970s-era McDonald’s, unabashed pandering to blacks — no tipping!

[hypervocal]

Ugh

Um yeah…