Vintage Does Not Equal Classy
What is that….bubble gum?

What is that….bubble gum?

His soup face is so gentle and….inviting.

retrogasm:

With a can of friggin soup… 

His soup face is so gentle and….inviting.

retrogasm:

With a can of friggin soup… 

Stevie Wonder, ladies and gentlemen.

Stevie Wonder, ladies and gentlemen.

Everyone knows women can’t read law books. Let a man point at it for you. 

Ho boy.

Ho boy.

medicated-sheep:

“Don’t be a loser.”Whatever, advertisement. Whatever. 

medicated-sheep:

“Don’t be a loser.”

Whatever, advertisement. Whatever. 

retro-oddity:

Oh dear. I can only imagine.

retro-oddity:

Oh dear. I can only imagine.

DEAR GOD WHY

DEAR GOD WHY

Crotch overweight? Put on a balloon animal.
via G. Hudson

Crotch overweight? Put on a balloon animal.

via G. Hudson

Via G. Hudson

Via G. Hudson

beautyandterrordance:

Vincent Price’s Chinese Chicken. Don’t eat meat kids!

beautyandterrordance:

Vincent Price’s Chinese Chicken. Don’t eat meat kids!

retrogasm:

I got one of these for my 6th birthday…

retrogasm:

I got one of these for my 6th birthday…

THINGS HAPPEN when you wear shitty clothes

THINGS HAPPEN when you wear shitty clothes